...what would it write about? Mine would write about being trapped at the bottom of the pantry and only pulled out for cakes. He'd probably remind me that he's more handsome than the food processor and deserves top counter space; and then he'd launch into his usual campaign about how we need more attachments. Or maybe my mixer would be friendly and helpful. Maybe he (my appliances are all male) is shy and likes living at the bottom of the pantry. I'm not really sure, but what got me thinking about this was The Cuisinart Stand Mixer Blog, which is not written from the mixer's point of view but from that of Jennifer Perillo who has her own blog as well.
I thought I'd throw that out there since so many bakers are in love with their stand mixers. Plus, the stand mixer blog has some good looking recipes including a tempting coconut tres leches cake and a (yowza) six layer lime cake with toasted coconut.
Well, gotta run. I need to go have a talk with my stand mixer.